For What?

His Obamaness, lord of hope and change, the One has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of...

Well I don't know what it is in recognition of. Nominations were closed only 11 days after he took office. Eleven days is barely enough time to evaluate a newly purchased car much less a newly established president. I've had direct supervisors that it took me longer to assess.

The Nobel Peace prize has just achieved Cracker-Jack Box status

And on that note, Mr. Nobel must be rolling over in his grave.

*As one friend put it. The Prize has been awarded to three other sitting presidents but this is the first time it has been awarded just for sitting.

Yet another one liner... "Atlas Shrugged isn't coming true The Onion is." (H/T Ryan)