Thursday, January 8, 2009

Hard Up For The Bailout

Who could possibly be harder up for bailout money?

Talk about financial distress! The porn industry it has taken it on the chin! As investment money is spent and investors go soft the industry is left exposed to the perversions of a flaccid market.

It's true! Nothing short of a swift and forceful insertion of government money will be able to stimulate this essential service.

Is there any wonder that the industry is taking a shot in the dark and hoping for a hand to finish the job of making itself competitive in a stiff market.

There is little they can do, except echo the famous words of Marilyn Chambers and say... "Give it to me now!"

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